Life is Beautiful
PSA: White Guys

sterlingsea:

"I’ve never been with a black girl bef-"

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"You know I only date black gir-"

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"Do you fuck white du-"

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"Caramel hersheys syrup mcdonalds mocha chocolate chip bran muffin nubian african jungle quee-"

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STOP

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

captainlucifer:

screwthisimrecovering:

WAKE. THE. FUCK. UP.

  • DEPRESSION IS NOT SPECIAL
  • ANXIETY IS NOT CUTE
  • SELF HARM SCARS ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL
  • SUICIDE IS NOT POETIC
  • EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT GLAMOROUS
  • MENTAL ILLNESSES ARE NOT ROMANTIC SO STOP TREATING THEM THAT WAY

bonus:

  • SCHIZOPHRENIA IS TERRIFYING
  • DON’T PRETEND TO HAVE HALLUCINATIONS
  • YOU DON’T FUCKING WANT THEM

Plus:

  • Don’t say things like “I wish I had cancer” or any other illness because NO YOU FUCKING DON’T 
  • Don’t try to romanticize serious illnesses and injuries 
  • They’re not cute or fun 
  • They don’t land you a hot date
  • Chronic illness and disabilities are terrifying, stressful, tiring, and potentially deadly. It’s extremely hard to live with. 

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

velocitrus:

spoopytoothless:

velocitrus:

spoopytoothless:

licking your armpit is like licking your elbow

it’s impossible

i just licked my armpit to counter this and now i feel gross

YES

SOMEONE DID IT

HA

HAHA

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO PROVE ME WRONG

I’M SO Pissed OFF RIGHT NOW goD DAMN IT

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shootingstarsafterdark:

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With comments too great not to include. You should check the heck out of that webcomic series either way 8D

The comments on this are every bit as fabulous as the actual comic :D

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

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“You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.”

Nicholas SparksThe Notebook (via feellng)

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